New lows have been stooped to…


I’m still struggling to compute this in my head. Words are therefore a bit of a struggle at the moment. I’m just going to come out with it…

This weekend, I was forced to produce a PowerPoint presentation in order to try and convince my so-called ‘friends’ to go out on Saturday night. A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION.

Although feedback on my PowerPoint handiwork included: “10/10 for the presentation”, “effort and lols in presentation” and “bravo on the presentation”, I was unfortunately unsuccessful in my attempt to convince them to accompany me to the dance floor, in order to well and truly throw some shapes.

WHAT HAS LIFE EVEN BECOME!? A sodding PowerPoint presentation, clearly.

N.B. Following the (frankly better feedback than I ever got from Mr Asante, my old IT teacher, at school) on the presentation, I thought you might like to see it for yourself. Here’s a little glimpse, at the title page. Quite a first impression, don’t you think?



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